come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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