mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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