how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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