the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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