She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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