well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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