She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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