K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You smell like a Billy Joel song
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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