I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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