i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Reggie can tackle my bush.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
