Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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