you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
