If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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