thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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