Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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