It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am one with the molecules
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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