super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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