I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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