Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize