so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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