Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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