no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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