so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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