I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Randomize