don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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