He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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