ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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