I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I deserve this hangover.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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