Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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