So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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