So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
