There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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