My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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