Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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