Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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