What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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