we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
3 2 1 whiskey
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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