I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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