I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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