i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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