Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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