I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have fence marks all over my body
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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