Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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