I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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