Your mouth is God's brothel.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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