I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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