i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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