If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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