Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
