do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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