let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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