O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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