oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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