I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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