i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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what are you doing with your life
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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