I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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