"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
