didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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