Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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